A rumble came from the Defecation Lab. One of the most weird place, were sound traveled over a particular medium: shit. The security camera recordings showed a postman entering the Defecation Lab with a package bought from ebay with the transformers logo on it, and never getting his way out from the marshmallow brown light emitting lab. (...) "I'm back home!" I screamed with loud voice. The shit, with a sudden absorption, brought the message to a fairy creature, the owner of the lab, an EVIL SINK. A zap of energon struck my spine and I literally fell in the shit, which penetrated my ears and delivered the following message: "YOU DAMN AUTOBOT BITCH! I, MEGATRON SINK, WILL PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR TRANSFORMATION FLIRT WITH OPTIMUS PRIME". to be continued anticipation: To defend himself from Megatron Sink, Sounduke transforms into a dildo thanks to the hard training superimposed by Optimus Prime in his seduction sessions.